One thing that just made me laugh:
1. "I agree with Josh and I agree with C.J. and I agree with Sam, and you know how that makes me crazy." --Toby on WW

Two things that screw up my Chi:
1. slamming doors
2. having the back of my chair get bumped

Three things that make me angry:
1. discrimination
2. speeding tickets
3. unreturned phone calls

Four things that make me happy:
1. warm weather
2. quality time
3. little moments with little people
4. big dogs

Five things I am hopeful for:
1. someone other than Bush winning the presidency
2. a vacation
3. being employed at a nice school in the fall
4. weeding the garden in the garage
5. all those oldies songs coming true