Why I just can't get enough of living at home, Chapter 4,967

--The relaxed atmosphere.
--The fact that I ALWAYS get to be the one to buy the Drano.
--I can have my friends over anytime...
--The way my dad is so polite when I have guests over.
--The open lines of communication.
--The heads-up about shitty things to come the next day.
--He is happy, as long as we are.
--The holidays are always full of merriment.
--It's okay for me to be in a bad mood once in a while.

What I love most about still living at home, though, is how easy it is to please him.

I am tired...