Putting the "Random" in "Random Smattering"...

--Today was my official last day of summer... so sad!!!
--I am very cold right now.
--Last week I got a new black cardigan on clearance at Target.
--It's maternity, but really... what makes a cardigan maternity?
--I really really need new khakis for teaching.
--I need to return that blouse to Target. I wonder where the receipt is.
--There are lots of pieces of lamination in my car that need to be trimmed.
--I wonder if I will like my aide. I hope so... I hope she is in my classroom ALL DAY!
--Unless I don't like her.
--Where is my Dad?
--When will we eat dinner?
--Rub-a-Dub Doggie was his name.
--Is it the weekend, yet?
--It looks like they used ink, but really, they just scanned my fingerprints.
--Guess I'll have to think again about all those crimes I was considering committing...
--I miss Linnea.
--Adam should come back, too.
--There should be a cook-out with frisbee and football.
--Everyone should be in attendance.
--I'm buying more soup-at-hands tonight if I ever leave...