Well, I was up to my ass in report cards but I'm fine now. Here's how everyone did. Nataly was satisfactory. Raul was satisfactory. Jorge was ok for a while but he ran off to Mexico. Been a couple weeks there amigo. C'mon back now. Jackie was satisfactory. Adriana was satisfactory. Alexis was satisfactory. Valeria was satisfactory. Caroline was satisfactory even though she spends most of her time in the city. Estefania es muy bueno. Jesse (and his girl) are satisfactory. Paula want a cracker? Good... you're doing just fine. Juan, where's my coffee? You're satisfactory. Vanessa was satisfactory... with a fine namesake to uphold. Go U2! Anthony, go kiss your mother! After that, you are satisfactory. How do you solve a problem like Marina? It's ok, you just check satisfactory. Anna was satisfactory. Jesus, the son of God is doing just fine. Thanks man. Christian, Jesus thinks you are satisfactory. Shahira was satisfactory. Angel, go back to the WB from whence you came. Oh yes, you're satisfactory. Sandra was satisfactory. and I said to Jose..ayy... ayy... Come a little bit closer. You're my kind of man. So big and so strong even though you are in the first grade. Carmen and Bianca... you are the weakest links. GOODBYE!

Here's hoping the dumb boy ends up having his cakes...

NORTH CAROLINA!!!!! That'll be 18 dollars please.