I used to eat 1.5 calorie orange and white tic tacs two by two... One at a time only if it was all that was left.

That was back in the good days. Now, tic tacs are 1.9 calories each. The top sticker boasts, "30% LARGER MINTS" as if it's a good thing. Like I should be happy that they've made tic tacs bigger. I am not. Now, one mint seems too little, and having two in my mouth seems ridiculous, as well.

They will be hearing from me... if I could only remember to write.